We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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