i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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