New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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