Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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