we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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