You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're so nebulous sometimes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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