At least make sure they are 18
Why
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
