i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Let's get the cat blown out
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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