She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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