He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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