I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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