Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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