dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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