We won't sleep together?
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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