Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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