Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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