Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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