She announced her abortion via fbk
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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