You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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