they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Come share oat with me in your robe
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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