I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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