I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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