So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
All the doctor said was why
I have post one night stand depression
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