oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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