I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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