Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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