ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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