Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Please, let me fuck your mom
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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