omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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