I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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