that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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