it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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