So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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