did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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