i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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