Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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