Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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