You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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