That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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