Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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