I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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