cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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