We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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