i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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