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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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