ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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