i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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