he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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