I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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