taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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