Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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