Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think my moral compass just broke
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