all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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