we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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