He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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