So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
