She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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