I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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