oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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