Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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